JERRY: So, what’s her name?
JERRY: Is she nice?
JERRY: So you like her?
GEORGE: I think so.
JERRY: You don’t know?
GEORGE: I can’t tell anymore.
JERRY: Well do you feel anything?
GEORGE: Feel? What’s that?
JERRY: All right, let me ask you this: when she comes over, you’re cleaning up a lot?
JERRY: You’re just straightening up or you’re cleaning?
JERRY: You do the tub?
JERRY: On your knees, Ajax, scrubbing, the whole deal?
JERRY: Okay, I think you’re in love!
GEORGE: Tub is love?
JERRY: Tub is love. So there you are. You’ve got a nice girl and a clean apartment.
(via The Mango)